Letter of Recomendation

Here's some ensuing hilarity. When I ask for a letter of recommendation, here's what I get:

"To whom it may concern:

I know the young Krans well.

For a man his size, he eats very few babies and for someone who smokes
as much crack as he does, he steals very little.

They say if you give 1,000 monkeys typewriters and an eternity to bang
on them the beasts will eventually recreate the works of William
Shakespeare.

To recreate Krans; three monkeys, two days.

Good luck and good riddance

Former keeper, XXXX XXXXXXXX"

Awesome. Just awesome.